HELLO! is running a poll to find out who was the Hunkiest Man of 2007. We vote for Hugh Laurie. In fact, we might even consider letting him put a glass dildo in us (but probably not), because if anyone could get the glass shards out, it would be House.
P.S. We here at Scanner would like to officially go on the record taking issue with any poll that compares House to a High School Musical star.
[HELLO!: Vote for 2007's hunkiest male talent]