At around 5:00pm Eastern time yesterday, we received a very disturbing e-mail.
We're not even sure who to report this to-- the New York Times, perhaps? Naw, we're probably just overreacting, but like George W. Bush and his friendly Terror Alert System, we take every threat seriously, so seriously that an unattended and empty McDonald's cup is a danger to the Freedom (fries) of Mankind...
Sorry, we're getting carried away. Perhaps, like we said, we're overreacting to this latest threat...
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