George Bush and John McCain celebrated McCain's nomination by eating hot dogs. Makes us want a hot dog. Real bad. On second thought, no, it doesn't. We've just been waiting a really long time to use that Jennifer Coolidge hot dog line.
Simon Cowell will not be shilling Viagra. Not even for two million dollars. Not even for a lifetime of erections.
Though we're not big gun fans, we do like to cause trouble and really would have liked to go through the securty checkpoint at La Guardia with this gun bag this morning—especially after someone threw away our brand new tube of toothpaste!
Oh, awesome. More reality TV. All summer long.
And not that this has anything to do with anything, but we're madly in love with Ryan Gosling. Just thought we'd share. You know, in case he's out there wishing underneath the same big star. Because apparently that Michael McDonald thing isn't going to work out for us; he never called.
[Image of sexy, sexy Ryan Gosling via weblogs.variety.com]