The Onion once again spots the trend stories that are falling through the cracks over at the Times Style desk. It is hard being a frotteur. Not the least challenging is that so few people know what it is. Here is Brian Shealy with the heartbreaking story. Kids, get out your Kleenex.
Contrary to popular belief, frottage takes hard work and dedication. Unlike building a deck or performing surgery, there are no instruction manuals on how to properly press your penis up against someone's hip on a packed train. These are things I had to teach myself
Makes you grateful for what we have, doesn't it?