US Weekly is reporting that Kevin Federline got fat, based on a picture of a dude who is very obviously not Kevin Federline.
Bjork made Chinese fans at a concert in Shanghai a little uncomfortable by shouting "Tibet! Tibet!" at the end of her song, "Declare Independence."
Not that we're entitled or anything, but we could use a weekly massage a lot more than Jennifer Lopez's new born twins. What do they have to be stressed out about, anyway? They have 600-thread-count sheets and fucking ponies.
Reducing time spent in front of the television makes children healthier and "less fat." You don't say?
Isn't it about time "American Idol" just turns into a strip competion? Are we over the singing part yet?
A scout for the Boston Red Sox was caught masturbating in a hotel room that overlooked a pool where teenage girls were swimming. We're going to assume he had the curtains open or something, because when one can no longer masturbate in a hotel room, what's the point of living?