Police were called to Britney Spears' home last night. Apparently she did not want to turn the boys over to K-Fed's bodyguards, which led to a four hour domestic dispute. Brit must have been in quite a state because she was rolled out on a stretcher and taken to Cedars Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Doctors are still deciding whether they'll hold her for a 72-hour psychological evaluation.
We wonder what kind of tests they run during this evaluation. The syph makes you crazy.
Yahoo!: Spears taken to LA hospital after custody standoff
P.S. Stay tuned for the results of "Who Would You Rather? Train Wreck Edition: Amy Winehouse vs. Britney Spears." They'll be posted around 4.