Hannah Montana, or Miley Cyrus, or Miley Ray Cyrus, or whatever the hell her name is, is "proud" of pregnant teenager Jamie Lynn Spears and her ever-expanding womb.
Apparently rents in New York are so high that people are reverting to selling their children into sex slavery.
Gary Coleman has been secretly married for months. She's half his age and twice his size. OK, not really twice his size, but how could we not? She really is about half his age, though.
Beyonce referred to Tina Turner as "the queen" at the Grammys. This did not go over well with Aretha Franklin.
Is The New York Times a little too excited about T. Rex sex?
The Onion lists the worst band names of 2007. Uh, Sex Rat? Butt Stomach? Really? We think Steve Holt would be an awesome band name, though. Thoughts?