For the second day in a row: inexplicable Japanese TV. No one bothered to translate yesterday's video -- come on, kids, no one out there speaks the Japanese? -- but don't worry: today's video isn't nearly as random. Like, we already knew that we don't wanna have our toilet time revealed for all the world to see, as today's clip demonstrates. We had no idea how much we feared getting a vibrator in our asshole in the morning -- and that kinda sounds like something we'd be open to.