Yeah, yeah, we know we promised you we'd come up with a better list than this plagiarized one by Friday, but that was before we spent the entire week in Tekserve (seriously, we had to go back yesterday because our new computer had a faulty hard drive, so now we have a new, new one). It will be far more fun to make this a collective effort, anyway. Someone already told us it's because we "wear granny panties all the damn time." We disagree, but like we said, this is for you to decide, so if you want us to add that one to the list, we will. Just try and be nice to your fellow commenters. We know you can do it. Once we have a full 50, we'll post it and credit each of you with your reasons, as long as they're, you know, publishable.