Uwe, Uwe, Uwe. You need to know that the delusion goggles you wear do nothing. As we mentioned this past Monday, Uwe Boll sent an inadvertent challenge to his haters when he said he’d cease making movies if one million people signed a petition in the interests of making him stop. After nearly 150,000 individuals with moderate to good taste signed said petition, Uwe released the following statement on Youtube. NO ONE CALLS MICHAEL BAY A FUCKING RETARD IN MY TOWN! You, sir, are damn lucky that you’re not still inviting critics to box you. I’m a biter and you better believe I would have pieces of you.
Our thanks, once again, to Cinematical for the continuing Boll coverage.