I was lucky enough to attend an advance screening of WALL *E, so I wasn’t subjected to this trailer. But not being smart enough to leave well enough alone, I decided to watch it despite warnings from friends about its potential toxicity. So I just want to say that I’m sorry I didn’t listen to you guys- I’ll try not to let it happen again. Initially, I was expecting something akin to a movie told from the point of view of Reese Witherspoon’s dog in Legally Blonde, but this actually turned out to be much, much worse. It doesn’t really get noxious until the dogs actually start singing a song that’s both unspeakable and really catchy, so much so that I had to listen to Penderecki for half an hour to expel it from my head. But while this is awful to watch, I’m sort of glad I did, if only because now I’ll never be even the slightest bit curious to watch the movie itself.