Our fearless – and quite possibly senseless – movie janitor is watching every movie on the IMDb Bottom 100 list. Join us now for another installment of Unwatchable.
First, let me apologize for the long layoff between Unwatchable entries. I deserve some of the blame, as does Netflix, but mostly I’d like to blame Tyler Perry. In my capacity as a film critic for the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, I have been assigned to review several of Perry’s movies. Since Perry never screens his stuff for critics, this generally entails catching the first show on opening day and quickly turning around a review, which is a pain in the ass – but then, so is sitting through a Tyler Perry movie in the first place. When Meet the Browns came out earlier this year, I held my breath waiting for the assignment, but this time I dodged the bullet. Until now, that is. I’d blame cruel fate, but I think we all realize by now that I’ve brought this upon myself.
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