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Sex Advice from MILFs

By Sarah Schwab

Sex Advice From MILFS - Denise

Denise, 45

What’s the best reason to date a MILF?
We're done playing games. We know what we want and aren't afraid to let you know.

Are MILFs better in bed?
Of course we are. We’re more adventurous and willing to try new things. We're closer to perfecting the art of making love. Like they say, practice makes perfect.

Is it bad to have sex with a MILF just to say, “I had sex with a MILF”?
Nope. Just like it's not bad for the MILF to brag that she's had sex with a young, hot stud muffin.

My boyfriend said that sucking on an Altoid while giving me head will intensify the sensation. Is this true? Also, is it safe?
I haven't tried that, but I’ll check it out and let you know. On the safety front, you have to be careful when having fun with food; it can cause the dreaded yeast infection.

My boyfriend shaves his armpits when the weather’s warm. He says it cools down his body temperature. Is it weird that his summer grooming practice freaks me out?
Definitely odd, but to each to his own. If he's comfortable with it, what's the harm?

I was looking for toothpaste in my boyfriend’s toiletry bag and came across a prescription bottle for Viagra. He’s only thirty and I’m worried. What’s going on down there that he’s not telling me about? Should I confront him about it?
Take it as a compliment; he is trying to please you. Ask him if he's healthy and observe his activity level in other arenas. If he is still pursuing athletic activities, rest assured that the Viagra is for your benefit.

My boyfriend is still friends with his ex-girlfriend. Should it bother me that they get lunch a few times a month?
This should only bother you if you found out from a third party, or if you are never included. It shows maturity on your guy’s part that he’s able to maintain a friendship with an ex. He’s able to separate sex and attraction from liking someone's personal characteristics.

This girl I’m dating – a self-proclaimed feminist – recently confessed that she likes being choked while having sex. I care about her and want to make her happy, but I’m a little weirded out. Should I go through with it?
Try it, you might like it. Doesn't sound like a feminist practice to me, but our sexual desires often run counterintuitive to what we project to the outside world.

Should I be ashamed about the number of sex partners I’ve had?
No shame, your experience has made you the sexual being you are today. However, remember most people are judgmental – so share that info judiciously.

My friend said her boyfriend has stronger orgasms when she attends to his ass with her fingers. I heard that a guy's G-spot is located back there. I want to ask my boyfriend about it, but I'm afraid he'll think I'm weird. Any advice?
Your friend is right. Start by lightly stroking the area behind his balls with your fingertip getting closer and closer to his anus. His response should lead to the next step. Once you’re stroking him, go lightly. Let his response guide from there.

Comments ( 25 )

The first woman is so cool and the second one is so awful. I guess sometimes age really doesn't matter so much.
aa commented on Aug 20 10 at 12:58 am
Shannon! please take a gender studies class or gain some life experience or move out of Jersey... you sound like a barbie doll.
mg commented on Aug 20 10 at 2:23 am
There's a strikingly obvious difference in sexual maturity between a woman Shannon's age and one of Denise's age. Shannon seems unsure and unknowledgeable about a lot of things, whereas Denise (and Gabrielle) have dispensed some solid advice. MILFs FTW!
Salacity commented on Aug 20 10 at 6:15 am
Wow, Denise is so beautiful. I hope I look that hot when I'm 45.
MissHayden commented on Aug 20 10 at 8:42 am
Side note, lots of talk about ass this week... I like it. I'm very fond of that area now because of an awkward...weird...embarrassing... experience in my earlier days (ok, I'll admit it - some air got let out during the act and I was MORTIFIED). Even though I'm too scared to go back there, I've always wondered if other people have positive experiences, and how they makes those experiences happen...
MissHayden commented on Aug 20 10 at 8:49 am
I wish more people were like Denise.
eso commented on Aug 20 10 at 9:22 am
Shannon needs to shut up. "Don’t be a whore. No one likes a whore." What? I love whores. Plenty of people love whores. 'Whore' is a word for a woman who pursues what she wants, sexually. I think that's great. Whores are great. Date them, fuck them, fall in love with them, marry them. Shannon hasn't even taken it up the ass yet. Why is Hooksexup looking to her for advice?
Jack commented on Aug 20 10 at 9:35 am
I love Denise!
Bealzebub commented on Aug 20 10 at 9:54 am
Wow, like wine, improves with age.
mponyboy commented on Aug 20 10 at 10:04 am
Jack lmao, that was an awesome comment :o)
Ilikejack commented on Aug 20 10 at 10:12 am
I don't care how many kids a woman has, she isn't a MILF unless she's over 35.
Another Jack commented on Aug 20 10 at 10:19 am
I agree that Shannon is definately a bad example of a MILF, but maybe she's on here on purpose... To kind of prove a point that just because you're cute and you're a mom, doesn't exactly mean you're a MILF. True MILFs aren't 23, they're older, wiser, more mature and more experienced. Like the other two...
Kristaandthetots commented on Aug 20 10 at 10:27 am
Agreed - I think a true MILF has got to be over 35, with a kid who is reasonably grown up. If you have a kid in your teens or early 20s and are reasonably attractive, you're not automatically a MILF. What makes a MILF different than all of the other 35+ women with kids is that they're still fuckable - and not just "moms".
tdc commented on Aug 20 10 at 12:07 pm
Wow- what a bunch of unattractive milfs. Not exactly Stiffler's Mom types...
ES commented on Aug 20 10 at 1:09 pm
Anyone else think Stiffler's mom is dreadfully unattractive?
ML commented on Aug 20 10 at 1:51 pm
@ES: what are you talking about?? These women are beautiful in very unique ways - maybe not the cookie-cutter blonde bimbo type that gets you going... Especially Denise. I hope I look that MILFy when I'm pushing 50.
Corabelle commented on Aug 20 10 at 1:55 pm
I'm in love with Gabrielle. Too bad I'm older than she is.
Kel commented on Aug 20 10 at 3:03 pm
Lol Kel.
Harold commented on Aug 20 10 at 7:52 pm
gabrielle is just classy enough, and just enough older than i am, that i think it'd be interesting without being too weird. aces.
iameurrapanzy commented on Aug 20 10 at 7:56 pm
Denise, totally hot. Shannon, not so much. I agree, 23 with a baby does not a MILF make. I'm proud of my MILFiness, and I'm 42. Rockin' it. https://adulter-us.com
LambChop commented on Aug 20 10 at 8:44 pm
Hey Hooksexup!!!! Please note the difference between this and the Talk to Strangers article week. The best, most mature and insightful advice came from folks over 30 - please, please, please quit wasting our time with all those immature, egotistical 20 somethings - give us more *real* content like that from Denise and Gabrielle!!!!! Thank you!!!
Stephanie commented on Aug 21 10 at 12:51 am
Denise seems like a good candidate to keep around, and help improve the quality of writing in this place...
JD commented on Aug 21 10 at 1:47 pm
Ok, everyone so far seems to really like Denise, but her advice about both the Viagra and the "is choking feminist?" thing are both a bit off. Viagra should not be taken recreationally, period, and should not be condoned b/c he's doing it "for your benefit". And what one likes in the bedroom does not negate one's political and social beliefs. Egads.
AH commented on Aug 21 10 at 11:54 pm
Racquel Welch is my favorite GILF of all time.
bearman33 commented on Aug 22 10 at 3:38 am
If it's a prescription bottle, why assume it's "recreational". Unless you believe all ED drugs for all people are recreational...
JD commented on Aug 22 10 at 2:58 pm

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