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Sex Advice From People
With Sleeve Tattoos

By Ryan Lavalette
 

Anthony, 28

How can you use your sleeve tattoo to pick up someone?
If you're using tattoos to pick up women, you got tattooed for all the wrong reasons. People are going to like you for who you are. If you're a d-bag, no tattoo in the world will ever make a woman want you.

What's the sexiest thing about a person with a sleeve tattoo?
They think for themselves and hopefully don't follow the crowd. Or if the person has a hula girl and can make her dance for you.

I obsess over the "right" time to call someone after a date. How can I stop myself from worrying about it?
In my opinion there is no "right" time to call someone after a date. "Don't call them right away", "Wait three days". Are you a thirteen-year-old girl? Call them when ever you're ready.

My girlfriend won't shave her nether region unless I shave mine. Should I play her game or tough it out?
This really depends on how much you enjoy porn from the '70s. If you don't like seeing a magical forest of pubic hair in your girlfriend's nether region, chances are that she doesn't like to see it in yours. So it's not a game, it's a respect thing.

What kind of tattoo would make you sleep with someone, and what kind of tattoo would make you run away?
I don't think any type of tattoo would make me have sex with some one, but if they had jailhouse, gang, or racist tattoos, that would definitely be a no-go.

My boyfriend has been asking me to get his name tattooed on my body forever. Is it romantic or does he need to grow up?
Are you serious? The boy needs to grow up. In fact, most reputable artists I know won't tattoo your boyfriend or husband's name on you. Tattoos are forever, and with the divorce rate at 41% in the US, chances are that your ink is going to outlast your marriage.

I started dating my ex-girlfriend after we'd been broken up for a year. What do I do to make sure she doesn't break up with me again?
If you don't want her to break up with you again, don't date her again. For the most part, most people don't change a lot in a year. That's not the case with everyone, but in my opinion ex's are ex's for a reason.

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Commentarium (18 Comments)

May 21 10 - 10:07am
Dan

The first answer is the quote of a lifetime: "If you're using tattoos to pick up women, you got tattooed for all the wrong reasons. "

May 21 10 - 10:54am
Steve

Awesome

May 21 10 - 12:11pm
John

Tatts are sexy... But I don't think they help you pick up women. A large penis will help

May 21 10 - 12:11pm
John

What do you think?

May 21 10 - 9:51pm
Laura

I really enjoyed this article...but the last guy is kind of scary, and looks pretty coked out.

May 21 10 - 11:05pm
pat

tats = hot

May 22 10 - 5:38am
notfromaroundhere

Some of the sanest, most down-to-earth advice yet and from flaky-looking people. Proof again that one should not judge a book by its cover.

May 22 10 - 12:31pm
lr

"Word of advice: cover up your sleeve before walking into a Walmart"- Ben, 22

So true!

May 24 10 - 8:17am
benjams

Woah, yes. Good advice, but as a fellow Ben, I must say, that dude looks totally crazy.

May 24 10 - 9:31am
schmoo

Don't be judgemental. Ben isn't coked out. He's on meth.

May 25 10 - 12:27am
stupid

3 hours? who gets a sleeve done in 3 hours

May 25 10 - 9:09pm
AM

"WHEN I TAUGHT PRESCHOOL"...If I have kids, I want their preschool teacher to be the kind of chick that would get a sleeve tattoo (no sarcasm, that would be baller).

May 26 10 - 1:05pm
Gady LaLa

Now we need "tattoo advice from people with sex sleeves"

May 27 10 - 4:36am
sex

What do you think?

May 27 10 - 4:36am
sex

What do you think?

May 27 10 - 10:09am
Squaresville

I would have thought that dating tips for people with sleeve tattoos would be "Don't."

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