Bristol Palin Has a Job and You Don't
By AnonymousMay 5th, 2009, 5:16 pmComments (0)
How is it that we have a ton of smart, talented, over-educated friends who can't find jobs while unwed teenage mother Bristol Palin just scored a great one?
B-Pal has just been appointed as one of the Candies Foundation's Teen Ambassadors, working on the Foundation's national campaign to prevent teen pregnancy.
"I feel that I could be a living example of the consequences of teen pregnancy. If I can prevent even one girl from getting pregnant, I will feel a sense of accomplishment."
Well, that's something.
No word on if she'll be taking home a fat paycheck, or if she'll be taking home a paycheck at all, but if so we recommend she invest in some condoms and birth control pills. (And she could send some our way if she'd like. Our monthly pack of Yasmin was one of our recession sacrifices and now our face is totes broken out).
Related:
Leave Bristol Palin Alone?
Sarah Palin Elevated to GILF Status, or Bristol Palin Pops One Out
Sloppy Seconds: Bristol Palin's New Gig
[Source]
- Ridiculous Tips for a Miserable Sex Life: March
- Talking to Strangers: Atlanta, GA
- True Stories: Breaking Up with Athena Stimulator
- Five Stories: Unlikely First Meetings
- Ranked: Top Chef Seasons from Best to Worst
- Eight Perplexed Thought on the Disappointing New Strokes Album
- Sex Advice from Gutter Punks
- The Ten Sexiest Web Geeks
- NASA won't let James Cameron send 3D camera to Mars
- Couple trying to use the sperm of their dead son to have a grandchild
- "The sad truth is that however much I love you, I cannot marry you if you have a father who I want to punch in the face all the time."
- "I would have spent the rest of my life trying to make you happy. And made myself miserable in the process. So thanks for letting me off the hook."
- "I really want to be friends with you again, but every time I try to talk to you, I remember us naked in my bed, which makes it really hard."
Add a Comment