Memo to the ladies: never marry a man who has sex with you ten times a day-- it can only lead to disappointment.

In an interview with News of the World, Verne Troyer's ex-wife, incredibly hot Playboy playmate Genevieve Gallen pays her rent for a few months with an unrestrained (and unnecessarily TMI-filled) rant about her former lover. Gallen, who was dumped just a few months after her wedding to the Austin Powers star and featured contestant on the upcoming Celebrity Big Brother (UK), reveals more than you ever wanted to know about the B-list actor:

"We had to be creative