So apparently I had snubbed a famous actor outside (by the way, what's with all the famous people in Hollywood?), who later aggressively ignored me when his lady friend repeatedly tried to introduce me to him. All the while, I still had no idea who he was. Later, when my friend pointed him out, I felt embarrassed, but not for snubbing Somebody Famous. I was embarrassed that he thought I'd realized who he was. Thinking about it, he does resemble the bad guy in some big studio films, maybe revolving around cars or stolen money, but I'll never really know, I guess, unless I conduct some highly involved Google searches. My friend said in consolation, "People in L.A. are weird." Then the girl pictured above chimed in, "Yep." There's your caption, assholes!