Do you have any crazy sex stories?
Well, one time when I was younger, I ended up at this hotel with a woman, and we're about to have sex. But I don't have a condom. So being the young resourceful kid I am, I go and... now what does every hotel room have? A shower cap and body lotion!
Oh my God, what did that feel like?
It's not so much what it felt like. More what it sounded like.
Have you ever been offended in the bedroom?
When I first started having sex, I was younger, so I deepened my voice so it was more like, "Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh." And this girl was like, in the middle of it, she's moaning herself and I'm like, "Urgh." And she's like, "Will you stop? You sound like you're an idiot." And I'm like, "[long pause] All right."
Do you have any good hookup stories?
I was at an event, and I had a bit too much to drink, and I decided to put my gorilla suit on.
You have a gorilla suit?
Yeah! I took all of my clothes off, even my underwear, and I put my gorilla suit on and put my sneakers on and started walking by myself. Then I decided to go swimming. There was this guy walking behind me, and I was really hot in the gorilla suit, so I took it off and put it on the side of the path, and we swam naked. Afterward, I couldn't find my shoes, so I was walking on this gravel path barefoot, but I found my gorilla suit, put it on, walked back to his van, and had sex with him. In the morning, I did the walk of shame in a gorilla suit.
You did the walk of shame in a gorilla suit?
Yes.
Did anyone see you?
Oh yeah. Dogs chased me.
Have you ever offended anyone in the bedroom?
Yes, I have. There are certain things in foreplay, the teasing and the games, where you figure out what the person is into. And, um... I kind of enjoy peeing on people. And I had a feeling that this guy was into it, because he led me to believe... I was showing him that this was the direction I wanted to go in. But when I started peeing on him, he freaked out. He was screaming "Oh my God, what did you do? That's nasty!" And I said, "I thought you wanted it," and he was like, "Who would want that?" I honestly thought he was into it, but I guess I misread him.
Did you say, "I want to pee on you" at any point?
No, I didn't say that. But to me, it's all about body movement, the dance we do. I thought he was going to pick up on that, but I guess not.
What happened after that?
He got dressed and hid in the bathroom for ten minutes. I guess he was Lysoling himself. Once he got out, he left. Never came back. Never saw him again.
Has that ever happened with anyone else?
No!
What is the most unusual place you've had sex?
A trapeze net.
Were you having sex with a circus performer?
Yes.
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Comments ( 15 )
I remember reading angie's answers a while back and cracking up.
also, you guys should link back to the specific TTS'. I missed a couple on here
Chad, 22, New York <---- Had me bust out laughing! ... Thank you so much for the cheer!
Dev's story is a little terrifying. What sort of body language is supposed to let someone know they're going to get peed on? I can't even imagine.
I wholeheartedly agree. There are lots of things you can give a shot to without asking -- but peeing on someone isn't one of them!
Sal, my friend, you need a new hat.
I wonder how many regulars Hooksexup has to go through before finding these 'gems'?
montrealers are crazy!
That gorilla suit story is awesome!
Agreed!
She sounds like so much fun. I think gorilla suit is a better costume for shame-walking than fishnets and last night's make up.
A great story well told - I think you could write a movie script around that scene. And yes, she sounds like a LOT of fun.
This was the best of TTS - thanks! (I can't even imagine the shower cap situation.)
Whoa! One of these stories is about me!! (And that's not his real name.)
Are you the construction site girl or the guy who got peed on?
bulldozer?
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