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The actor who played chubby villain Vincent Crabbe in the Harry Potter movies is apparently something of a real life chubby villain in his time off-set, as he's been arrested for looting and carrying a homemade bomb during this summer's London riots, and also faces charges for growing lots and lots of weed.

Twenty-two-year-old Jamie Waylett was caught on security cameras looting from a drugstore, and also carrying a Molotov cocktail that he never managed to set off. In the ensuing investigation, police also found fifteen marijuana plants at the actor's home, marking his second offense for weed. Thus, he now faces charges of violent disorder, possessing explosives, intent to destroy or damage property, receiving stolen goods, and enough marijuana charges to land him nearly fifteen years in jail. 

Yikes. Bet the Cruciatus curse doesn't sound so scary now, eh? Eh?! Ok, I'm done.

Commentarium (16 Comments)

Oct 13 11 - 6:06pm
Hipster Hustle

I want to watch him try and be SLYTHERIAN out of this one, eh?

Oct 13 11 - 7:03pm
AshamedOfThisComment

I expect he'll be sent to Azkaban for this one... I hope he learned how to conjur a Patronus - although given his appearance, I'd be shocked if his patronus was anything other than Ronald McDonald and a sack of hamburgers.

Oct 13 11 - 7:46pm
Hipster Hustle

Quite a few dark wizard convicts will be getting their hands on his broomstick in the slammer, I think. ;)
He could do for some polyjuice potion, unless he wants to be mistaken for Ragtime Roast Beefie

Oct 13 11 - 7:49pm
AshamedOfThisComment

I fear that there wont be anything much magical about the wands he'll be encountering in the prison showers.

Oct 13 11 - 7:52pm
Hipster Hustle

"Oh Crabbe, if you were a dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your KISS!"
:P

Oct 13 11 - 7:53pm
Hipster Hustle

"I'd like to get my basilisk into YOUR chamber of secrets!"

Oct 13 11 - 7:59pm
AshamedOfYouBoth

I'm calling you both as virgins.

Oct 13 11 - 8:02pm
AshamedOfThisComment

Finanglify my chumplewomp, muggle!

Oct 13 11 - 8:06pm
Hipster Hustle

Our First Time Entry will be fucking magical then, eh?
:P

Oct 14 11 - 11:53pm
AshamedOfYouBoth

It will be an epic romance explosion, for sure.

Oct 13 11 - 7:39pm
ggg

I can proudly say I am utterly unable to write a witty post related to Harry Potter for I have never seen the movies or read the books.

Oct 13 11 - 8:21pm
Stu

Pompous ass. Bet you're fun at parties.

Oct 13 11 - 9:17pm
Bunlert

wow, you're super-cool.

Oct 15 11 - 9:57am
JamilaFaye

nazi

Oct 13 11 - 9:36pm
F

Great casting!

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