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Maggie Gyllenhaal, from Secretary, set to act in new vibrator movie

In this post-Meg Ryan era of romantic comedy, it's just not enough to have exhausted career women fall in love (despite their gay best friends' advice) with bookish-yet-successful men with golden retrievers. No, moviegoing couples have been treated to: duplicitous artificial inseminations; all-expense-paid trips to Abu Dhabi; middle-aged virginity; and, now, Maggie Gyllenhaal falling in with love with the world's first vibrator.

Or at least that's what I assume will happen in Hysteria. Details are scant for now, but we do know that it's set in Victorian England (probably the least sexiest period of modern Britain), that vibrators were intended to cure feminine hysteria, and that Gyllenhaal is one of the few actresses capable of turning normally reserved, stoic men like myself into hysteric perverts:

Maggie Gyllenhaal as sexy secretary

Maggie Gyllenhaal being sexy, bent over in SecretaryMaggie Gyllenhaal and James Spader spanking in Secretary

Commentarium (6 Comments)

Aug 20 10 - 11:07am
Bealzebub

That post was pretty gratuitous, Ray Rahman.

Aug 20 10 - 11:38am
Nick Danger, 3d eye

Depends on what you think of Gyllenhaal, right? Not gratuitous for me. Thanks, Ray.

Aug 20 10 - 2:58pm
VS

Can't wait for this movie. Also, approve of all the Secretary stuff, especially the gif. That movie made me fall in love with James Spader, haha.

Aug 20 10 - 2:59pm
Emily

The world's first vibrator is actually rumored to be Cleopatra's vibrator, which was a box of bees.

Aug 23 10 - 2:36pm
thinkywritey

If that's not a band name — A Box of Bees — I don't know what is.

Aug 30 10 - 7:39pm
Yada

Well, of all the actresses I can think of Maggie Gyllenhaal is definitely an actress who would not be afraid of doing a film with this theme. If she was willing to bend over a desk and have James Spader spank her the idea of doing a film about a vibrator is a piece of cake.

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