Watch: A suggestive Cabaret performance by a fifteen-year-old Natalie Portman

Long before getting in touch with her inner swan queen, Natalie Portman was doing a dance of a different kind. In this recently found footage, a fifteen-year-old Portman plays Berlin burlesque performer Sally Bowles in a camp production of the musical Cabaret. And it's just as campy and over-the-top as, well, Black Swan, though a hell of a lot more shrill.

Oh and since these are all a bunch of underage kids it's also a tad bit creepy — seriously, there's almost as much teenage humping as an episode of Skins. But really can you imagine how much it must have sucked for the rest of those campers to have to compete against a future Oscar nominee for the lead role in every summer play? Those drama queens never stood a chance.