Watch: The NSFW trailer for "The Wicker Tree," sequel to the original "The Wicker Man"
By James Brady RyanFebruary 9th, 2011, 9:59 amComments (8)Remember, everyone: just because nobody wanted a sequel to The Wicker Man doesn't mean one shouldn't be made. Because I think we can all agree, after watching this trailer for The Wicker Tree, that we don't actually know what we want. No one's going to ask for a movie about American gospel singers spreading the word of God in Scotland* who are captured by modern-day pagans intent on sacrificing them at some sort of small-town May Day festival. (I hope there's fried dough!) No one's going to ask for sex scenes involving horse masks. But, to paraphrase the voice over in the trailer, I believe here at Hooksexup, The Wicker Tree fits our needs at this time.
*I'm pretty sure Jesus is well known in Scotland at this point, gospel singers. Poor choice.
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Comments ( 8 )
What. Is. Going. On.
I'm particularly troubled by the overload of accents.
I'm more disturbed by the fonts used
They should hurry up and get this done before Nic Cage is too old to star in a terrible remake of it.
Looks like they brought back Christopher Lee for a cameo, which is pretty cool. The original was very good, and this at least has potential.
I just wish Pagans/Wiccans got better press. Historically, there a lot less murder/mayhem/brutalization associated with nature worshippers than with Christians.
I just wish people would stop making up some idyllic past where people worshiped a Goddess instead of a male God, and everything was rosy (Kali, anyone?). Taking modern religions as a sample, I confidently predict that ancient ones were oppressive and controlling and not always an influence for good.
That clip of that guy screaming while the girl looks at what's under the kilt is hilarious!
Hi, JBR, have we met? I'm the girl who always asks for sex scenes involving ANY kind of masks.
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