If Kurt Cobain were here today "I'd have to kill him," says Courtney Love
By Virginia SmithOctober 6th, 2011, 3:15 pmComments (11)
Ever tasteful and subtle, Courtney Love explained in a new interview with Vanity Fair what she would do were Kurt Cobain to, say, rise from the grave tomorrow: "If he came back right now I'd have to kill him, for what he did to us. I'd fucking kill him. I'd fuck him, and then I'd kill him."
Love continued, "He tried to kill himself three times! He OD'd at least five times. I was the fucking E.M.S. I was always sticking pins in his balls. I carried around Narcan!" On the one hand, you can sort of see where her frustration's coming from on this one, but on the other... yikes.
The rest of the interview is no less excruciating, with Love going on and on about "the fraud," her term for the mysterious alleged disappearance of $250 million worth of Cobain's Nirvana earnings, as well as her fractured relationship with daughter Frances Bean, and her regrets over never taking her to a Broadway show. "She fucking loved those Broadway musicals," Love says.
From now on, I'm just going to close my eyes and jam my hands over my ears when she gives interviews. This is getting to be too much for me.
Comments ( 11 )
I'd kill him too, because he'd be a zombie.
That was my first thought too!
But didn't she kill him the first time???
Right?
If I were Kurt, I'd let her.
If I were Kurt and came back, I'd ask her to kill me *before* she fucked me.
again?
---From now on, I'm just going to close my eyes and jam my hands over my ears when she gives interviews.---
From now on, I'll stick pins in MY balls whenever I'm tempted to read anything this _______ has to say.
Okay, Late-Gen-Xers in the house, think how cool it would have been if Michael Stipe had died of AIDS in , say 1995. Not that I actually wish that on him, but it would have been a pretty awesome way to cap off an era. Also, Elton John should have had an OD in 1976, and maybe Larry Mullen driving his motorbike into a wall or Adam Clayton ODing in 1992. I'm torn on David Bowie.
Bowie can never die. He's an alien from Mars!
That no-talent bitch rode his coat-tails to fame. If I was married to her I'd kill myself because I was fucked already.
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