Watch: Rihanna is a dominatrix in the video for "S&M"

This is just a hunch, but would some of you readers enjoy seeing Rihanna in some sexually provocative situations? If so, this is your lucky day, because she's just released the very literal video for the very literal single "S&M." So gather round, friends, and get ready for your morning dose of kinky sex games. Marvel as the pop star fellates a banana! Be amazed as she humps a blow-up doll! Gag a little bit because there's definitely a scene with Perez Hilton in it!

This is probably NSFW, but there's no actual nudity, so I guess you could take your chances.

Here's a fun game: go through the video, and see how many of those acts you can also find in the I Did It For Science archives. Just off the top of my head I can think of about five.