Watch: Aziz Ansari begs you to hire him

Are you a producer or director in need of one of the country's most prominent nerds to star in your movie, television show, or perpetually reworked Broadway musical? Thanks to a break in Parks and Recreation's production schedule, versatile actor Aziz Ansari is up for grabs.

Surely you have a role for, say, a hyperactive little brother who tags along with the cool older kids on their trouble-making expeditions? No? Well, maybe this videotaped plea will change your mind.