U.S. Patent Office Cancels Redskins Trademark Registration, Finally Acknowledges that They’re the Worst
This is big.
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A Complete, Kind of Depressing History of Fictional Female Presidents
Hail to the She-if.
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Madonna puts swastika on French politicians’s image, politician forgets not to indulge Madonna
Marine Le Pen is the current leader of the National Front, the dominant far-right party in France. The NF likes law, order —…
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JCPenney launches Father’s Day ad with two dads, presumably to spite One Million Moms
JCPenney recently launched a very special Father's Day ad featuring a real live gay couple and their adorable children. Dads T…
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Donald Trump no longer a birther, supports “place of birth” movement instead
The prospect of Donald Trump actually running for president has always seemed patently ridiculous, no matter what he was saying. A…
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Cynthia Nixon married her longtime girlfriend this weekend
After getting engaged a few years back at a gay rights rally, Cynthia Nixon and longtime girlfriend Christine Marinoni finall…
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Hustler sparks controversy with explicit Photoshopped image of conservative pundit
Recently, Hustler magazine ran a Photoshopped image of conservative pundit/New York Daily News columnist S.E. Cupp engaging i…
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Barack Obama used to “intercept” other people’s joints at parties
Details from David Maraniss' impending biography, Barack Obama: The Story have begun to emerge, and naturally, the most intere…
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OMG LOL! Congress now speaking at a 10th grade level
Surprise! The grade level at which Congress communicates has been incrementally regressing for the last seven years! Currently, so…
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Conservative Super P.A.C. claims Obama lied about being “metrosexual, black Abe Lincoln”
As conservatives search for any way to unseat President Obama this fall, some both hilarious and depressing plans for framing him …
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Watch James Lipton teach Mitt Romney how to act human
First of all: did you know Inside the Actors' Studio host James Lipton is eighty-five freaking years old? Yup. I'm not kid…
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Prominent gay donor asks Mitt Romney for his money back over same-sex marriage
As you've undoubtedly heard, President Obama came out in support of same-sex marriage last week. (Yay! I mean, a little late a…
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Yet more evidence surfaces that medical marijuana is a good thing
Scientists have been telling us for years that weed has real medical benefits other than communing with Jah or enhancing the …
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Ron Paul sort of ends presidential campaign, but would still like you to vote for him
Ron Paul, the Republican presidential hopeful who is barely even a Republican and never really had any hope, has suspended his cur…
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Mature Rand Paul says Obama’s views on marriage “couldn’t get any gayer”
Don't say Rand Paul can't accomplish something when he puts his mind to it. President Obama has faced plenty of inevitable…
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Young Mitt Romney bullied gay classmate by cutting his hair
Today's Washington Post features a long story about Mitt Romney's days as a self-satisfied, conservative schoolboy, and it…
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Fox News guest says allowing women to vote was a “mistake”
Hey, ladies! Are you planning on exercising your constitutional right to vote in the upcoming presidential election? Well, before …
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Angry celebrities tweet angrily at North Carolina’s gay-marriage ban
President Obama's recent (and by recent, I mean seriously recent) announcement on his support of gay marriage hasn't taken…
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President Obama just came out in favor of same-sex marriage
After years of talking about "evolving beliefs," President Barack Obama has just come out with his unequivocal support o…
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Rick Santorum loves free breakfast buffets just as much as you do
There's something about Rick Santorum that's (when he's not campaigning) kind of goofily likable, in an &quo…
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