Sunbathing topless was one thing, but walking through the masses with my nips out was a new kind of topless entirely: moving topless. The closer we got to the edge of the field, the more agitated I became. I was attracting significantly more attention now that I was in motion, and I became overwhelmed with the idea that crossing onto asphalt would induce some sort of mini-apocalypse. The hot dog cart, however, was only feet outside the meadow. And the law was on my side. Waiting in line, the couple behind me discussed public exposure: "Oh yeah, it's legal. There was that court case in '92. If guys can do it, so can women." Just knowing that a couple random people on the street knew the legality of my actions eased my anxiety. However, these were only two people. Joggers, dog walkers and couples on dates all glanced my way, and now it was my turn to order a phallic symbol — with just ketchup, please. The guy behind the stand started yelling at his coworker in a language I couldn't speak. His coworker came over and gave him some change, but I knew that was just a ruse to check out the boobs ordering a hot dog. He thanked me as he handed me my change and thanked me even more when I left him a tip. I guess it doesn't get any better than a topless chick giving you a couple of singles for your trouble.
The smile faded as soon as we saw the comically long wait for the ladies' room. I asked the woman at the end if it was the line for the bathroom; she looked at my breasts through her sunglasses, but didn't respond. I asked another girl, and she said yes, also staring at my boobs. I would have thought that women, used to having men stare at their cleavage, would be more subtle when they checked out a woman's chest. But the ladies in line weren't subtle, nor were they polite. I heard murmurs about breasts and "that girl." If I turned toward the whispering and offered a nervous smile, all I got in return was the lady in question looking away or continuing to whisper to her friend. I hid behind my bag as much as possible. I was almost to the front of the line when a cop walked past. His back was to me, but my mind was racing. I was suddenly paranoid that what was legal in the meadow was a crime at public restrooms. The cop was almost past us, but I was terrified that one of the whispering women would tattle on me. I was only three ladies away from getting into a stall and peeing in peace, then two more steps, then one… Just inside the door, I heard, "Ma'am, I'm sorry but you need to put a top on. If an officer sees you, that's a summons." A cool and collected park employee stood in the women's restroom with a mop and bucket. "Oh!" I fumbled in my bag for my top, "Thank you!" I was flustered. I was blushing. I felt like a scolded child, even though my bare chest pretty blatantly indicated I was a grown woman. "It's fine if you're sunbathing," she explained without scorn, "but if you're walking around, you have to wear a top." 122 Commentsmoo commented on 08/24 z commented on 08/24 jj commented on 08/24 kyli commented on 08/24 god commented on 08/24 mc commented on 08/24 c commented on 08/24 alr commented on 08/24 Cok commented on 08/24 KG commented on 08/24 ixv commented on 08/24 hee commented on 08/24 get commented on 08/24 lik commented on 08/24 nh commented on 08/24 AC commented on 08/24 tj commented on 08/24 AAE commented on 08/24 nh commented on 08/24 JHN commented on 08/24 win commented on 08/24 sfw commented on 08/24 ZO commented on 08/24 KsZ commented on 08/24 MJL commented on 08/24 MO commented on 08/24 SW commented on 08/24 twee commented on 08/24 YAC commented on 08/24 JSK commented on 08/25 rtm commented on 08/25 CDG commented on 08/25 FGB commented on 08/25 CLY commented on 08/25 FL commented on 08/25 sg commented on 08/25 SHG commented on 08/25 JH commented on 08/25 ARB commented on 08/25 mp commented on 08/25 JD commented on 08/25 SJ commented on 08/25 Mari commented on 08/25 MJL commented on 08/25 M commented on 08/25 BM commented on 08/25 DH commented on 08/25 ghf commented on 08/25 DJ commented on 08/25 CMD commented on 08/26 JRT commented on 08/26 WAC commented on 08/26 dc commented on 08/26 wmg commented on 08/26 dar commented on 08/26 ps commented on 08/26 urb commented on 08/26 jez commented on 08/27 wwc commented on 08/27 HC commented on 08/27 ces commented on 08/27 FR commented on 08/27 rar commented on 08/27 MS commented on 08/27 MS commented on 08/27 dh commented on 08/27 BRF commented on 08/27 ge commented on 08/28 ks commented on 08/28 IJ commented on 08/28 KZ commented on 08/29 mns commented on 08/29 SWC commented on 08/30 SF commented on 08/30 MW commented on 08/30 PMJW commented on 08/31 poh commented on 08/31 BDC commented on 08/31 AH commented on 08/31 mca commented on 08/31 LP commented on 09/01 RB commented on 09/01 An commented on 09/01 JEM commented on 09/01 JRM commented on 09/02 TF commented on 09/02 JAM commented on 09/02 KM commented on 09/02 TP commented on 09/02 jc commented on 09/02 rad commented on 09/03 JW commented on 09/03 vpc commented on 09/05 des commented on 09/06 mgs commented on 09/08 Sam commented on 09/09 Sam commented on 09/09 sf commented on 09/09 DS commented on 09/09 base commented on 09/09 rlm commented on 09/10 gwof commented on 09/11 DJ commented on 09/16 jhs commented on 09/18 wzrd commented on 09/22 sk commented on 09/24 CRK commented on 09/25 akef commented on 09/28 tali commented on 10/02 hp commented on 10/04 JJ commented on 10/05 PB commented on 10/11 Boy3 commented on 10/22 OV commented on 11/07 BB commented on 11/08 ed2 commented on 11/16 psr commented on 12/02 GSP commented on 12/06 MJL commented on 01/07 JAG commented on 01/19 sma commented on 01/25
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