Shia LaBeouf is Dating Someone, Possibly His Mom

Ugh, Shia. I really don't get why he keeps getting cast in movies, ESPECIALLY action films. He's no young Harrison Ford, if you know what I'm saying. He looks well, a little twerpy. And now he's in Oliver Stone's new Wall Street 2: Back to The Streets or whatever? Like, who gave him an acting award? He's terrible. And now he's dating someone, which is about the last interesting thing I heard about the actor since he broke his arm or whatever.

People magazine thought it necessary to bring their readers up to speed about Carey Mulligan, the 24-year old British actress dating LaBeouf. She got her "big break" in Pride and Prejudice (no she got her big break making out with a perpetually pubescent Transformers star in public), and she "credits Keira Knightley as an acting coach." Oh great. Actually, these two are perfect for each other. Because I'm pretty sure Shia credits Voltron as his personal hero, IRL.