Crazy Plastic Lady Shauna Sand Stars In Sex Tape No One Cares About

Unless you've been constantly refreshing TMZ the past several days, you should be blissfully unaware of who Shauna Sand is. Well, here's a refresher: She was married to Lorenzo Lamas (the father of that chick from The Bachelorette, and himself a B-movie celebrity in his day), a sort-of actress, and the subject of a highly-controversial sex tape that may or may not exist. Are you crapping yourself with excitement yet?

Harvey Levin's site, apparently having a slow day, has not given up on the mystery of this thoroughly uninteresting potential tape. Then again, TMZ is the only publication keeping Sand relevant: In April, it was a story that Sand had filed a restraining order against ex Romain Chavent for biting her gigantic lips in a non-sexy way, and now it's this tale about Vivid Entertainment maybe-or-maybe-not legally obtaining the rights to a sex tape of the cougar woman with her newest boy-toy.

Luckily her other-other ex, Lorenzo, managed to scrawl off a letter saying he would not seek custody of their children over this incident, which Sand directly gave to TMZ. Yeah, this lady is totally not looking for any more attention...