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    36992PCN_PivenJones

    But think of the mercury poisoning, January! Think of the mercury poisoning! Do you really need anything else (well, that and Entourage) to convince you that there are other fish in the sea, slowly accumulating a enough mercury to poison an actor during his run in the Broadway production of Speed-the-Plow? Needless to say, this is my reaction to the shot of them after the Golden Globes, arm in arm (the relevant portion of this video being, literally, the first few seconds):

    (Oof, sorry. Excuse me for a quick mo' while I do a good deed.)

    There are so many people January Jones could date that are not Jeremy Piven. Literally any man from Mad Men would be better, even if it was Vincent Kartheiser, whom I still have trouble distinguishing from Pete Campbell. Readers, who should our modern-day Grace Kelly be spending her time with? (And, for those who swing that way, consider the answer "Me" to be generally understood.)

    Via JustJared.

    Commentarium (4 Comments)

    Jan 20 10 - 12:53am
    MB

    He looks like such a douchebag in that picture.

    Jan 20 10 - 10:56am
    atraingoingby

    She is approx 2 feet taller than him. And at least 2 feet hotter.

    Jan 20 10 - 11:43am
    FT

    At least he can act. She's the only bad thing about Mad Men.

    Jan 20 10 - 5:17pm
    mg

    Oh come on I like the piv