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    Last night, when David Letterman dropped a sheet to reveal (that doesn't sound right) the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover, our immediate reactions were threefold: 1) When is Drew Brees coming on? and 2) Why is Brooklyn Decker not wearing a top on what is supposed to be the cover of the Swimsuit Issue?

    The first question was soon answered, but the second is still bothering us, particularly now that we have seen all of the photos. Our favorites -- and the majority of the spread, it seems -- are all topless. But first... there are those Abbey Clancy nude bodypaint photos to share...

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    And then the Bar Refaeli topless shots, which take up about half of her portfolio here...

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    ...not that we're complaining about the toplessness... although we expect a response from the "Bar Refaeli has no butt" community in three, two...

    Commentarium (3 Comments)

    Feb 09 10 - 4:58pm

    Bar Refaeli is nice looking, but she has no butt! Oh, wait, damn... I see what you did there...

    Feb 09 10 - 5:36pm
    jessica

    her butt looks fine!

    my beef is w/ the second photo down. i think the photoshopper went a lil crazy. i really doubt that woman has a two-inch deep crevice in the middle of her abdomen

    Feb 09 10 - 6:56pm
    Alison

    We know the woman doesn't have the crevice because we see her (more successfully photoshopped?) torso in later pictures and there is no scar or disturbing ravine where her sternum should be. Considering all the money they put into this, you would think they would have someone on staff who checks for bad photoshopping.