Sarah Silverman Drops The 'Tude And Opens Up To PageSix

In this Thursday's PageSix Magazine, comedian and TV star Sarah Silverman dishes on Jimmy Kimmel, skinny guys, cramps, marijuana, and being on Team Coco...

"This was the weirdest time being single.  I’ve always had long relationships, so I’ve never been single when people on the street know who I am. And it made it so…it felt a little isolating. Part of the fun of meeting someone is having them discover you. You’re doing your little tap dance, like, ‘This is me!’ And then [the person has] all these preconceived notions, things that are partially true and partially not."

"[The Letterman sex scandal] didn’t make me love him less, because the reasons I love him don’t have anything to do with who he’s fuckking. I mean, I can’t imagine he’s the nicest man in the world, but I love ‘talk show host’ David Letterman. I’m not looking to have him be a United Nations representative. The same thing with Tiger Woods. We’re all so shocked that an athlete is fucking people?"

"... I’d rather smoke a little bit of Indica than take a sleeping pill. Also when I have menstrual cramps, that makes it go away."

"Leno said he was gonna retire—I remember the day he announced it. Conan was my first big break. He put me on all the time. I played on the Conan soccer team. I have a place in my heart so special for him."

"The guy I'm dating now, who is so awesome, is not my typical fare. He's really skinny. Usually I like pudgy, macho-ish guys. But I think I mistook macho-ish for strong, emotionally. And I think it's really the opposite.

"I think he's the first guy in a decade who's given me any kind of compliment, like saying I'm pretty or anything."