Sorry, obsessive Channing Tatum fans, I still do not know who your hero is. Like objectively, I guess I know that he is famous was in G.I. Joe and Stop-Loss and that movie about fighting (what was that called?), but I have not seen any of those films, I cannot attest to his acting skills, and everything I read about him just makes him seem like a more lunk-headed version of Mark Wahlberg. Sorry Mark Wahlberg! Like remember that time Tatum told Details that he burned his dick during a shoot with scalding water? Good story, Dork Diggler ! (I am the best at jokes.)
So today’s embarrassment feed comes from The Ellen Show, where Channing was on talking about how he used to be a stripper, and then performing some of his classier moves for a woman who literally could not care less about his cute ass jiggling in her face. Video below!