Check Out These 'Transformers 3' Audition Tapes

In honor of Heidi Montag's depressing and crazy audition tape for Transformers 3, and the seemingly inexhaustible well of Tumblrs devoted to things, here's a Tumblr of user-submitted Tranformers 3 audition tapes. Some are lackluster, others are flat-out lame (try harder, people, this is for Tranformers 3!) but ONE of them has an actual Ben Kingsely at target practice [via FunnyorDie]. And that is enough.

I would stick to drama, Mr. Kingsley. But points for being the only person to keep it truly "method."