Great News: You Can Now Have iPhone Sex

Everyone is in a techie frenzy today about the iPhone 4, the next generation smart phone that Apple debuted today at the Worldwide Developers Conference. There are obviously lots of exciting new features (like this Netflix app, which I need immediately to make myself complete and fully sever ties from the physical world), but perhaps most promising is the new video chat feature called FaceTime, which uses a front-facing camera. Here's a video of Steve Jobs using it:

You know what this means, readers: despite all of Apple's many attempts to thoroughly de-sex the iPhone and the iPad, you can now have the same shaky, somewhat unfulfilling sexual experience you could on your laptop. Score!

Via Gizmodo.