Thailand's vagina tree correctly "predicts" lottery numbers
By Brian FairbanksAugust 25th, 2010, 10:24 amComments (23)Tabloid dug up a random story out of Thailand about the "vagina tree," which correctly predicted the lottery based on some strange markings* on the trunk. The numbers were simple -- 008 -- but they worked on the next go-around, and everyone in the village is rich. Or, well, richer -- since they probably didn't all win $50 million Thai baht.
(*That, for all you men, is called the g-spot.)
Although the tree is nearly 100 years old, locals say it only caught their attention when it recently developed a “fist-sized sparkling” mound on top of a two-foot-long gash in its trunk. They believe the bizarre combination forms a resemblance to a vagina.
Widespread gossip of the hit numbers have piqued the curiosity of many, but no further successful predictions have been reported. [Tabloid Prodigy, via Jezebel]
Next, they'll find 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 on the door of its hatch.
Commentarium (23 Comments)
Well, all right, but there appears to be a growth on her stomach.
that's known as a bush
i'd hit it
"...win $50 million Thai baht."
Um...which was it?
Vulva; not vagina.
sO....how was it?
I don't know, this story seems a little "fishy" to me...
"Well, all right, but there appears to be a growth on her stomach."
See what your stomach looks like when you're 100 years old.
Fucking hilarious
Good God Girtty,what a gash !!
good thing this tree isn't growing in the nanny state or it would be covered up or cut down..... you know, to protect the children
I've got wood.
Send Major Woody to investigate.
Mabye it was Woody the Woodpecker who drilled that hole.
is that fungus in the dark damp areas?
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I think I got this backwards. I meant to say Hilarious!
Pussy willow
But the fruit of the poor vagina tree is impossible to eat.
Shoot, who would have touhhgt that it was that easy?
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Now you say something