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Matthew Hart, the one-man army known as the Russian Futurists, makes dance music for the lovesick — beats for the downbeaten. His third album, Our Thickness, was recorded entirely in his bedroom; tracks like "Hurt'n for Certain," "Our Pen's Out of Ink" and "Your Big Brown Eyes and My Big Broke Heart" meld mordant relationship sentiments with big, bright hooks that are part Beach Boys, part Schoolhouse Rock, and complete audio Wellbutrin. We spoke to Hart about hype and handjobs before the soundtrackers for The O.C. could get to him. — Seb Matthews

Do you still record in your bedroom?
Yeah. I just find it works better that way. I can do it on a whim, record at four in the morning if I want to. I don't like to rely on other people. I went to school for recorded music production, and I just find the studio to be a really cold place.

What's it like, recording in the same room where you have sex?
When I haven't been laid in awhile, I'm better. More tension. It's like in hockey, when they won't let them have sex on game day. Gets the guys more fired up.

Do you ever abstain to get the creative juices flowing?
I'm not that diligent about it.

Can you be productive post-coitally?
You know, I've never thought of it. I'm usually at my girlfriend's house when I'm knocking boots, and I don't tend to record much afterwards. I go to sleep. But sometimes at home I'm really wired, post-sex, and it helps that I'm near all my recording gear.

What are the origins of your recording name?
My older brother was in university for international development. He was studying Russian art history, and I just thought it sounded like a good band name. No real significance at all, actually.

I've listened to "Hurt'n for Certain" approximately twenty-six times. What exactly is this hurt?
I wrote it in the summer last year, when I was up north in a cabin I rented. I hadn't put a record out for a couple years and I was just being stressed and drunk and worried. It was one of those periods where you start losing faith in what you're doing. A quarter-life crisis, I suppose.

So it's not about a relationship?
A lot of times when I write about relationships, it's a worst-case-scenario type of thing. The Method of Modern Love is the album dealing most specifically with one relationship, whereas Our Thickness is about many. Sometimes you get to a point where you don't have any big problems, so you look to a friend and relate to their hurt, and it's just as immediate as when it happens to you.

You have a solid fan base that you've built organically. Does it bother you when bands are picked from obscurity on their first LP and proclaimed the next big thing?
I prefer to build steadily rather than blow up like crazy and then disappear. A lot of those hype bands just blow their whole wad on one record. A lot of times hype isn't because everyone is going crazy for the band, either. I think a lot of it has to do with really good promotion and publicity people. Like, the Arcade Fire is everywhere, you can't even look at them objectively. It's like they're forcing them down our throats. I don't ever want people to feel my music is forced on them. Plus, a slow build gives you a sense of legitimacy.
You'd be surprised how far things go with word of mouth. Word of mouth really is great for getting it to people who will genuinely like the music.

What's a good album to have sex to?
Luke Vibert-Carrier District. It's kind of a throwback techno record. I used to listen to it a lot on E, and it always led to fucking.

What's up with the Jeckyl/Hyde nature of your songs?
My songs always start as instrumentals that I write lyrics around. So the songs start happy, but then I always write thoughtful, depressing lyrics. It's just the way I write, I never write when I'm in a great mood. It's usually three a.m. and I'm drunk and wallowing.

Any advice for prospective Russian Futurists groupies?
I'd say be assertive but not slutty. Short skirts help. Wait, that's bordering on slutty. I just like girls who cut the bullshit, don't dick around. A lot of girls come up and beat around the bush. Then others approach you and are like, "Hey, what's up?"

So... confidence?
Yeah.

What's your biggest sexual pet peeve?
Bad, tuggy hand jobs. You know, like they're trying to peel the bark off a tree. And girls that tease. I don't have time to dick around. Girls who are all flirt, all talk. You spend your whole night hanging with them, and then you think, "Shit what was that for?" On tour, there were girls like that, and you're just like, "What the fuck are you doing?"

You have a girlfriend now. Do you get laid more on the road or at home in Ontario?
At home. I've never been much for one-night stands. I've only really had two in my life. Getting in on with someone I'm close to is definitely way, way better.
 



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