Behold the greatest kitchen utensil I have ever posted about: the Homo Sapien Tool. This device is designed to do exactly what we all really want to do in the kitchen. Yep, it smashes stuff. Oh yeah, and it also has a few other (not as cool as smashing but still) fabulous features:

[$43, Merchant No. 4]

The Homio Sapien is made of sandstone and cleverly shaped to look like a peeled potato. Or a smashin' rock, depending on your perspective. But not only can it crush things pestle-style, it's also a knife sharpener, meat tenderizer, nut cracker, and root grater. 

Me like. Me buy. Me smash.

[via Gearfuse]

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