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Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner, Not Even Britney

Posted by Emily Farris

 

If we had kids, we wouldn't let Britney Spears anywhere near them. But you know, some people cook meth right next to their formula and baby food. They're probably the same people who sent their kids to a dance class with Ms. Spears. 

Parents for the seven kids waited outside while she taught. A little girl, who took the class, gushed, "We had so much fun. Britney was wearing little red shorts and she looked so prettyā€¯ as she and her mother headed to their car.

Of course she was wearing "little red shorts."

[US Weekly: Britney Spears Teaches Children at Dance Class] 


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Comments

tartlet said:

Duh, it's the same "classy" outfit she was wearing in the photo you posted yesterday.  Which was probably taken moments before this kiddie dance class.  

Yeah, you got me--I am actually reading this crap...stupid, stupid, stupid...

February 12, 2008 6:16 PM

feargus said:

Can i add my voice to those calling for the backing off of britney. She is not funny anymore. She is a kid in trouble and we all need to back off.

February 12, 2008 11:40 PM

tartlet said:

She's definitely in trouble, but I disagree with the "kid" part. She's a single mother of two and an ex-wife.  As much as the world likes to think of her as being immature and naive, I think she stopped being a "kid" a long time ago.  I'm guessing that part of the problem is the fact that both she and the media seem to be having difficulty with the transition.

February 13, 2008 3:31 AM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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