Actually, the Republican National Committee has sent you a Valentine. But most of the Valentine's on GOP.com are pretty harmless, and even Dems (especially rival Dems) can laugh at the above e-card and the others that follow...
We could really care less about stealing these from the Republican Party and we know how brutal our commentors can be if we even suggest readers go to an external, evil website. So here they are... well, the good ones at least:
The other two are really unfunny. Like, Leno with writers unfunny. But, if you must: gop.com.