Like you, we are ecstatic over the news of Halle Berry and her boyfriend Whatshisface celebrating the birth of their new, presumably-eye-scaldingly-beautiful baby girl. But as Julian Schnabel titled his laughable-yet-strangely-appealing debut album, every silver lining has a cloud. Which in this is case is, of course, the end of the deeply, er, touching relationship that we had built with Ms. Berry's constantly expanding décolletage. It seems like only yesterday that we were first getting to know those two, and now... now, like every other relationship we've had, we'll have only the pictures and a few tattered restraining orders to remind us of the good times. So won't you join us please as we say goodbye -- no, let us say au revoir -- to these wondrous testaments to the miracle of birth?

 

 

... and just so we don't forget...

... we're gonna get through this somehow.