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Hey, Don't Accidentally Make Kiddie Porn!

Posted by Bryan Christian


Did you guys know that was even possible? It makes sense: you put the faces of minors on the bodies of adults being adult, blammo. You got kiddie porn. Maybe we just never thought of doing it and so, you know, the technicalities of the law in this instance surprise us a little. Hey, so, next time you start going crazy with the Photoshop, make sure that you know that everyone's legal or there could be hell to pay.

Not that this guy doodled in computer graphics or anything. He was just a straight up freaking perv. Oh, sorry: "freaking Sunday school perv."

A Sunday school teacher is accused of taking pictures of young church and youth group members and pasting their faces on sex images to create child pornography.

Police said Danny Parker, 38, who lives with his parents in Polk County, was arrested after a passerby found about 90 photos of young girls with missing faces in some trash at an egg farm located off of Highway 35-A in Dade City.

An egg farm? What was that guy into?


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Comments

nederick said:

Egg farm, duh.  He likes em young.  He's an embrosexual.

April 21, 2008 8:46 PM

eurrapanzy said:

i'm mediocre at criminal law, but under common law you had to have actual children to have child porn.  i'm not sure that pasting kid faces on adult bodies would have counted.

of course, recently i've heard of the fbi going after someone for catching a playground through his window on a masturbation video of himself.

April 21, 2008 11:15 PM

About Bryan Christian

Bryan Christian has worked as a writer for Epicurious, GenArt and ID magazine; a web producer for WWD and Condé Nast; and a cameraman for his friends. He's married and lives in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn.

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