Two teenagers in "Hard Hittin'" New Britain, CT, are facing disciplinary action (and at least one or two embarrassing parental lectures) and their teacher is suspended without pay following shocking revelations that an eighth-grade girl went down on her classmate. In class.

The fun-loving thirteen- or fourteen-year-olds

were in a classroom with other students and a substitute teacher Monday when the incident occurred. Another student recorded the incident with a phone camera. [The Hartford Courant]

Did you catch that? "And a substitute teacher"? Unless we're talking 30-kid classrooms-- and with the state of public schools, we could be-- we're not sure how the sub missed this? You think she's/he's an 80-year-old blind bat/geezer who never received/gave oral sex in their lifetime? Craziness.

Of course, we hate to think of the other possibility: the teacher knew all along and either ogled the couple or, possibly even worse, pretended to continue with the lecture while storing away the images for later pedophilia-inspired masturbation. 

The highlight for us, however, is this gem:

Annette Velez has a daughter who attends Pulaski but was not in the classroom where the incident took place. Velez declined to identify her daughter, but said her daughter's knowledge of the incident prompted her to ask for the first time about oral sex.

Great for her daughter, lady. Her fellow classmates, who are no doubt able to identify her based on her mother's name, are now well-aware she doesn't know anything about oral sex. When we were thirteen-- shit, when we were nine-- we got snickered at for not knowing what "cunnilingus" was... although we sure as hell knew what a fucking blow job entailed...

Via The Hartford Courant.

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