A new abstinence magazine for teenagers. Awesome! We hope it's full of really useful articles like how to get the most pleasure out of your lollipop. [HLA via Jezebel] 

Billy Ray Cyrus apparently thinks Annie Leibovitz—who famously shot the infamous photos of a half-naked Miley Cyrus—"is a paparazzi." [MollyGood]

Alanis Morissette wishes her ex-fiance, Ryan Reynolds, well with his new fiance, Scarlett Johansson, but probably still wonders if she'll go down on him in a theater. [People]  

Robert Downey Jr. credits Burger King with his sobriety. "I have to thank Burger King. It was such a disgusting burger I ordered. I had that, and this big soda, and I thought something really bad was going to happen." And then what? [GabbyBabble]

Senator Ted Kennedy is resting at home after surgery to treat a brain tumor. [Us]

Supermodel/mean person Naomi Campbell says she wants a baby. [FameCrawler] 

But is that worse than the fact that Paris Hilton might be pregnant? Oh please, God, no. [FameCrawler]

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