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Sloppy Seconds: Identical Twins Marry

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

If you've been waiting for Janet Jackson to finally dump "longtime love" Jermaine Dupri... well, keep waiting. 

Donald Trump sure knows how to pick him. At least when it comes to models. As for co-hosts on his reality show, we have to question the choice of Heather Mills, for any reason. 

Boy George can't get a visa. Maybe that's why he wants Obama to be President. 

Remember the undiscovered Amazon tribe some annoying photographers in a helicopter discovered? Who was the the reader who called bullshit on it? 

When we saw this headline, we were really worried that it was to each other: Identical Twins Wedding. Yeah, uh, the grooms must have been thrilled with each other-- wait, is this my wife your dancing with? I'm not sure, they're both in white wedding dresses. Oh well, you have this one for life, I'll run off with the other one... etc. etc.

The worst story of the week, for sure. But we hadn't heard about the 50-100 adults who were watching the alleged sex shows performed by five-year-old's in Texas. We're hoping, based on some sort of bizarre hope for "sanity" that it was just a few creepy "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" type giggling crazies who were behind this. Scary. 


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Posted Jun 23 2008, 05:30 PM
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Comments

sjester said:

In all fairness to the guy who discovered the "undiscovered" tribe, the story that I first read isn't very different from what it's now: that he had known the tribe for some time, but was publishing pictures only now to prove that they are around and draw attention to the fact that they're in danger of becoming eradicated by profit-hungry loggers.

This tribe has a serious problem, and it's quite offputting to see bad blogging poking fun at an "annoying photographer".

June 23, 2008 10:55 PM

Brian Fairbanks said:

They didn't look too happy to have attention drawn to them, hence the "annoying" part.

June 24, 2008 12:15 AM

britishintellect said:

The worst story of the week is terrible, but in the interests of accuracy, the click through link says there were 50-100 adults watching, not 500-1000 adults. Still a horrible thing though...

June 24, 2008 8:35 AM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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