Check out the strategically-placed straws that aren't even strategically-placed.

Florida is in the Scanner news twice today, first with a condo solving the housing crisis by installing a new pool, and now with a resort that is facing a civil suit if it can't resolve issues between its original nudist members and infiltrating swingers.

The Caliente Resort & Spa

must cut off ties with Web sites that promote the swinger lifestyle, tighten control on the use of Caliente's name in event advertisements and where the ads are distributed, and get Caliente reinstated in the American Association for Nude Recreation.

Caliente is... also a full-time home for hundreds of people, many of whom objected to the swinger parties, called "Swingfest." They hired [an attorney and demand] the resort clean up its own image.

"If the reputation of the club changes to something more risque, people will worry about bringing their kids," Hathorn said Friday.

The resort refused to scale back what it called a brand campaign focused on "nontraditional nudists." Caliente intends to move forward in expanding our brand to nontraditional nudists and people who want to enjoy occasional skinny-dipping in luxury...

"They will realize they need to work together," Hathorn said Friday. "It's in everyone's best interests for the two entities to work together."

About the only thing we can say about all this is: why is anyone surprised that a nudist colony turns into a swinger's club? There's a very fine line between being naked with a group of people while keeping your hands to yourself and being naked with a group of people and having a full-blown orgy, no? 

Via St. Petersburg Times.