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BREAKING: John McCain Picks Embattled Alaskan Gov. Sarah Palin For VP

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

When Tina Fey wannabe Sarah Palin flew overnight to Ohio without telling her closest aides, the AP and others new the jig was up...

Palin has been in trouble in Alaska in recent weeks for the usual Republican cronyism: firing the guy who refused to fire Palin's sister's ex-husband from a state job. Besides that, there are several factors about this choice that must be taken into account:

1) Palin is three years younger than Obama, which makes McCain look foolish for ever saying anything about Obama's inexperience.

2) Palin has only been Governor of Alaska for two years and has zero foreign policy or any other real experience. See above.

3) This is an obvious slap at Obama's choice of Joe Biden, since Hillary supporters are already moving toward McCain in absurd numbers.

A CNN/Opinion Research Corporation poll released Sunday shows 27 percent of Clinton supporters backing McCain. With 18 million voters having turned out in the primaries for Clinton, McCain could pick up as many as 5 million additional votes, enough to potentially swing a few crucial states.

Ultimately, especially since Biden's selection did nothing for Obama's numbers (early polls indicate he lost national support between the announcement of Biden as the VP and the start of the convention) and was a very telling mistake on multiple levels, the selection of Palin makes this McCain's race to lose and re-positions Obama as a major underdog.

We'll have more as the story is confirmed and Palin is announced at a press conference at noon...

UPDATE: Almost every media outlet is confirming the story and saying that they are 100% sure it will be Palin. Also, for more on Palin, check out this hilarious piece in the Huffington Post from back in May about the possibility of Palin as the next Dick Cheney...

UPDATE: Check out this in-depth analysis of the Palin pick. The writer is against the choice but is balanced about his political views. Also, here's more on the Palin ethics scandal, if you don't believe us. Could it become a liability for McCain? Highly unlikely, at least until after November.


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Comments

tamaulipas said:

Brian, do you even know what you're talking about. Seriously.

August 29, 2008 11:17 AM

notacrime said:

- since Hillary supporters are already moving toward McCain in absurd numbers

Can you elaborate on that for us? Where are you getting this information?

August 29, 2008 11:24 AM

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August 29, 2008 11:36 AM

Ash said:

The information out there doesn't really support the fact that Hillary supporters are moving towards McCain in absurd numbers. I don't think most supporters can vote for Hillary, then turn around and vote for someone as fanatical as Palin. If anything, it takes away from any appeal that McCain had, beyond a token vote for any woman.

August 29, 2008 12:17 PM

Baron Von Monkeychow said:

If just for a moment, let's TRY to be neutral in your slagging of wannabe politicos. It's so obvious who you favor...

August 29, 2008 12:26 PM

wilf said:

I just caught part of her speech. She sounds too much like the mom from "That 70's Show". She also admits she smells like fish during the summer. Only plus, her nickname is "barracuda". Nice pick, Crazy Mac!

August 29, 2008 12:52 PM

Ziggy said:

So, picking a rabidly anti-abortion candidate in an attempt to lure women voters, specifically democrats... yeah, that's really going to work well.

August 29, 2008 2:19 PM

rpnathhorst said:

Damn do you folks ever leave NYC or what!

This lady is big medicine she is both solidifying the right and bringing in the independent middle especially independent and right leaning women in the middle and PUMA democrats (both female and male).

There are a lot of folks who are going to vote for the republican ticket just because Sarah is a hunter and NRA Life member (me for example).

August 31, 2008 5:49 PM

danrimage said:

Would anybody else totally fuck her, even though she's a Republican? Or is it just me?

September 1, 2008 11:42 AM

Richard said:

It's too early to decide whether Sarah Palin will stand up to srutiny. She's probably going to do better than most people think. But it's a big test for her to pass.

I don't think that McCain-Palin will win for the following reason. McCain has recovered not from one but from two malignant melanomas. That's two miracles for him and third time is not is not necessarily a charm. Most people will think that Palin will thus become president some time in the next four years if the McCain-Palin ticket is elected.

That's a lot of pressure to put her under.

September 1, 2008 4:29 PM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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