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Michael Cera Doesn't Know He's Famous, Might Still Be My Boyfriend

Posted by Emily Farris

 

How cute is Michael Cera? He doesn't even know he's famous. 

"I don’t really want to be famous, and I’m kind of scared that might be happening … I might really have to stop and think before I make decisions now, and see how they’re going to affect my life, and see if it’s what I want to be doing with my life. I guess I need to make sure that it’s worth all that comes with it."

Ahhh! Michael Cera. Will you marry me? We'll run away to a little cabin upstate, or in Montana, or wherever, and we'll grow our own vegetables. And I'll cook us three meals a day and you can impregnate me with 2.5 of your children—you know, when we're a little older.

But, um, would you mind growing a beard? Er, can you?

[MollyGood: Cera Last to Know He's Famous]

 

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Comments

Baron Von Monkeychow said:

He's very effeminate looking. Probably a meth fiend as well.

September 29, 2008 4:15 PM

Steph Dee said:

As if that dude could grow a beard.

He is sooo cute and funny but I would feel bad about hitting on him.

September 29, 2008 10:15 PM

Mandy said:

I totally want to pinch him.

September 30, 2008 1:30 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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