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Sloppy Seconds: How Sarah Palin Brought a Litte Heaven Into Our Lives

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Do we sound like your mother when we say that Kirsten Dunst looks so much cuter without a cigarette attached to her face? [Faded Youth]

Clay Aiken addressed his seemingly homophobic Claymates—he's the same old Gay Aiken he's always been. [MollyGood]

We want to eat Suri Cruise. Really. She's so fucking cute. [INF]

Remember when we said chastity belts were bad? Paris Hilton wants kids. Now. [People]

We're not the only ones watching Saturday Night Live just to see what Sarah Palin skit Tina Fey will do next. [Yahoo!]

In case you missed it, here's a clip from Saturday Night Live. Is this our reward in Heaven? [NBC]


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Posted Oct 06 2008, 05:33 PM
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Comments

thinkywritey said:

The real problem with you folks running so many Palin stories is that now every time I run across a woman with a loose updo and glasses in real life, I reflexively want to punch her in the face. And I am TOTALLY not violent. Totally.

October 7, 2008 10:57 AM

Emily Farris said:

That is God's will.

October 7, 2008 11:15 AM

thinkywritey said:

Well, since you put it that way! <cracking knuckles> It would be downright ungodly for me to continue to resist.

October 7, 2008 12:49 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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