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Marry, F*ck or Kill: Slutoween Edition

Posted by Emily Farris

 

A naughty nurse, a dirty French maid and a sexy kitten walk into a bar. On Halloween. Which one do you take home to mom, which one do you bang in a dark alley, and which one do you, er, dispose of?

If you need help deciding, there are larger images after the jump.



 

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Images via costumesupercenter.com 


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Posted Oct 31 2008, 01:38 PM
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Comments

Maxwell Hammer said:

How about Wonder Woman? Or slutty firefighter? Kim Kardashian and Mariah Carey did it yesterday.

www.sxxxy.org/.../kim-kardashian-as-wonder-woman.html

www.sxxxy.org/.../mariah-carey-as-slutty-firefighter.html

October 31, 2008 2:49 PM

allfathersdotter said:

Kill the kitty.... always hate those crazy b*'s!!!

Marry the lovely nurse with the high trim,

and F* the french maid... my place needs a cleaning anyway!

October 31, 2008 3:50 PM

biff said:

Marry the French maid, fuck the naughty nurse, kill the insipid kitty.

October 31, 2008 4:10 PM

hoousekippernah said:

K, M and F in reverse order.  I want to hear both the cat and nurse purr.

November 1, 2008 3:38 PM

Idealist said:

I want to kill the sleazy cat, F*ck the naughty nurse first then the lovely maide and finally marry the sweet Emily Farris.

November 1, 2008 5:01 PM

unagreeable said:

Emily I hate to disagree with you but I don't think the French Maid is dirty, it is only her duster which was used for the wrong purpose.   I hope you are wrong on the naughty nurse - cuz I want to take her home to mom.  The sexy kitten needs to stay in the bar until she pee's her panties if she has any.  Just keep the beer glass full.  We'll see.

November 1, 2008 5:26 PM

jwebster8 said:

kill the kitty...i hate cats

fuck the maid...then she needs to get back to work

marry the nurse...free healthcare!

November 1, 2008 8:23 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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